Conócete a ti mismo

 

Olvídense de subir a Delfos para encontrarse con ustedes mismos. Cojan, agarren y vayan a la página de Cambridge Analítica, ya saben, los que el otro día les contaba que habían sido, no sé si decisivos, pero sí muy influyentes en la victoria de Trump. En esa página hay un apartado que se llama OCEAN -acrónimo de Openness, Conscientiousness, Extraversion, Agreeableness, Neuroticism- en el que si quieres te hacen un test para darte después su opinión sobre cómo eres. Pues bien, yo le he hecho con la mayor atención y sinceridad que he sido capaz. Y esto que sigue es el resultado: 
Our psychologist says

You're a Philosopher

What Your Result Means

You are strong-minded, but always consider different viewpoints when problem solving. Ultimately you trust your own judgment above other peoples' views.

Sometimes wary of others, you are a very private person who tends to distant themselves from certain situations.

You enjoy a challenge, but prefer to work independently and favor solitary pursuits.

Prone to losing control of your emotions, you tend to be particularly passionate in situations concerning your social and personal life.

You have an imaginative and creative side, tending to avoid social situations that may cause interpersonal conflicts.

High in Openness

Your score in Openness is high, which indicates that you enjoy novelty, variety, and change. You are curious, imaginative and creative.

Low in Conscientiousness

Your score in Conscientiousness is low, which indicates that you like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Sometimes you appear disorganized to others but they love your energy.

Low in Extraversion

Your score in Extraversion is low, indicating that you are introverted, reserved, and quiet. You enjoy solitude and solitary activities. You enjoy socializing with a few close friends rather than large groups of casual acquaintances.

Low in Agreeableness

Your score in Agreeableness is low, indicating that you feel people should be self reliant. People tend to see you as tough and committed.

High in Neuroticism

Your score in Neuroticism is high, indicating that you can be agitated by what some people would consider to be routine daily life. People see you as emotionally aware.

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